Tuesday, November 18, 2008

my inaugural bitch.

hi friends.

after much thought & deliberation (and some loving nudges from a few of my dear, sweet ones) i have decided to start a blog. about bitches.

people bitch all the effing time. i know i'm not the only one to give the sideways-eye-glance to an ally during a required meeting on your only day off. you know the glance. that recognition of having to stay 15 minutes longer than you'd planned because some dumb bitch decided to wax eloquently about their retribution needs for having to replace the toner in the copier again, or some other bitch suggesting to have a meeting about the meeting because they "just don't like how it's going... " ugh.

that being said, bitching isn't limited to the workplace. there's always that dumb bitch who complains that there's too much salad dressing on her side ceasar. or that bitch at the bar who's had (gasp!) three cosmos, keeps refering to herself as "the charlotte" of the group, and can't stop bitching about her boyfriend refusing to meet her parents. "we've been dating for two months! it's just dinner!" no bitch. it isn't just dinner. shut the fuck up.

bitches are everywhere.

that being said, if you're going to bitch, and the rest of the free world has to hear you bitch, you totally deserve to get called out on it. enter yours truly.

admittedly, i will be bitching about people bitching... i'll probably even do my fair share of bitching about people simply being fucktards. but i'd like to think that there's a universal appreciation of circular writing, and who doesn't appreciate those full-circle moments. (feel special. i don't bust out the compound adjectives for just anyone...)

as a disclaimer, i'm not planning on using this forum as my personal mysogynistic soap box. on the contrary. bitches aren't limited to women. i've heard just as bad - if not worse- amounts o' bitching from dudes. this is an equal opportunity site. i will call you on your shit. bitch.

so that about sums things up. i'm sure i won't have to wait long for a lil inspiration for my next post.

happy bitching, lovers!

xoxo,
care

2 comments:

Carmel said...

Yes! Finally. Someone bitching about all these bitches in the world. That is truly something to bitch about. AND... don't get me started on how dudes are some of the biggest bitches in this world. Like that bitch that doesn't want to move out of his Momma's house. Or that bitch that is afraid to commit. Or that bitch that is afraid to take control of his life while all of us bad ass bitches move out of the parent's house, get a job and hold down relationships. Grow some balls... bitches. Looking forward to more of your observations babe! A change must come to America.

MollDoll said...

FINALLY! this will def make my day reading about these silly bitches..xoxoxo